Sick of those monotonous shots of ceiling fans and empty hallways in Neon Genesis Evangelion? Go to Toasty Frog's Thumbnail Theaters for spiffy Eva spoofs. here are a couple of random quotes:

Misato: "Shinji, even though you're an incompetent, spineless wimp, you're the best incompetent, spineless wimp we have. I just wanted to say thanks, for letting us push you around."

Toji: "You jerk! Eat my fist!"

Shinji: "Hmm. Maybe I should change my name to Oedipus."

Walkman: "(click)"

Unit-00: "GWAAAAAARRRR!"
Misato: "I don't think it's supposed to do that."

Misato: "Well, get a tire kit or whatever and patch him up. In the meantime, we'll come up with a miraculous last ditch effort to stop that Angel!"

Kaji: "Hey, babycakes."
Misato: "NOOOOOOO!!"

Asuka: *beep boop BLAAAT!* "This is all Shinji's fault! Shinji, you suck!"
Rei: *beep boop bip* "Actually, Asuka, you suck."