I got a phone call from my dad yesterday, halfway through my volunteering session at the hospital...

Dad: Hey...I can come pick you up today.

Me: Okay. *feels v lucky as is extremely hot outside and am sick of inefficient TTC service*

Dad: We'll go to Pacific for lunch and then I'll bring you to the doctor.

Me: Wait, what doctor? Why?

Dad: For your tetanus shot.

Me: *massive face fault*