Some memorable quotes.

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." -- Dave Barry

"If it's supposed to move and it doesn't, spray with WD-40; if it's not supposed to move and it does, wrap with duct tape; if it's more complicated than this, use a Swiss Army knife."

"There are two types of people in this world: those who think giant steam powered robotic spiders are stupid, and those who don't." -- Bryan F. Theiss

"No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!" -- Evil baby from The Family Guy

"Happy is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused."