Hmm...what do you get when you combine Darcy (Pride and Prejudice - A&E version: "Quick! Rewind to the swimming scene!") and Spike (of Buffy)? Sparcy, of course. Who is currently Monique's binder boy (i.e. pictures of both plastered all over her books). Add Legolas to the mix (which I think she will do, as soon as she sees the movie), and you get "Spargolas." Try saying that three times fast.