Hijinks

Me housemates and I have been up to our usual tricks. Well, by "usual tricks" I mean embarassing ourselves.

Gaff #1: So Bento and I are on a midnight A&P run to buy ice cream and candy in preparation for a viewing of Totoro, when we see a Chinese someone wearing a purple windbreaker and jeans, with shoulder-length highlighted black hair. I.e. a Wendy look-alike. Needless to say, it wasn't Wendy. Unfortunately for us (and that poor girl) we didn't know that and we ran up behind her and gave her a slap on the back. Each. Well, we apologized profusely and ran away and that was the end of that.

Gaff #2: So Margaret and I are on our way to HIST299 and a biology lab (respectively) when we get to Princess. So we creep out in preparation for jaywalking. It's Kingston. Everyone jaywalks. We see a green SUV barreling down the road, so I pull back. Only Margaret pulls forward. So I move forward, but Margaret pulls back. Finally, we both dart forward and get beeped at by the Green SUV Of Doom but the traffic fairy is with us and we make it across, laughing ourselves silly as we run away.

Gaff #3: So we're making cheese biscuits today and I completely overeat. Okay, that one was just me. But I couldn't run away. Too full. Sat on squashy couch like sack of wet cement and moaned while starting on my sixth biscuit of the night. Sever lack of sympathy from Wendy. Ingrate.