Backwards Mullet?

Dear Postmodern Youth,
Is this what they call "emo"?
Signed, Dazed and Confused

I must learn, but I fear my steps will never be small enough. Thus, a plea for guidance, in the form of a haiku, from those who are have greater wisdom, more soul-killing angst, and tighter pants than I.

Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo...