Disturbing

- The sticker on my McApplePie: "MUST USE BY 3:28PM, 4/14/2008." I only have an hour and a half to "use" it. Will it explode if I miss the deadline? Clearly, this pie was meant for Jack Bauer, and Jack Bauer alone.

- Return of the Jedi: oh, precocious Ewoks and their wacky defensive highjinks! But they're only cute until you realize that they are, in fact, gleefully smashing Stormtrooper skulls into hamburger meat with pointy rocks.

- Gordon Korman grew up! Impossible.

- Mushrooms