Psst. Let me tell you a secret...

I have a magic locker.

Really! I got to school this morning and it had miraculously sprouted leaves and flowers and a lop-sided bluebird. And everytime I opened it today, there was a present waiting for me! First some raspberry Body Shop stuff (yum), then a piggy bank (monkey bank? Shaped like one), and then one of those spiffy fiberglass lights. It's magic, I tell you!

Of course, it could be because it's my birthday today and none of my friends could find me because of the chem exam, so they left stuff in my locker instead, but that isn't likely. It was magic. I have a magic locker. Nothing more, nothing less.