Ways To Be The Perfect Chinese Canadian Daughter...
- play the piano/cello/viola on the level of Yo-Yo Ma or similar musician
- never answer back
- heck, don't even have your own opinion. Or at least, don't say it aloud
- maintain a 95% average while participating in volleyball, badminton, band, debating, and student council
- date only nice Chinese boys with a future in medicine, business or computers
- enjoy eating rice day after day after day...
- read and write perfect Chinese (and speak Mandarin and/or Cantonese), French, English, Spanish, etc.
- be modest and suitably shy when meeting strangers
- call everyone in your parents generation "Auntie" or "Uncle"
- and for Heaven's sake, don't choose English as your major!
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