Now presenting: The Orcettes!

Back in Kingston. Finished calculus exam and felt entitled to a break from studying for algebra. Just saw the Return to Middle Earth special on tv. Oh my. I feel sorry for my friends at Queen's because they'll have to put up with even more whining about how much I want to see the next film. It looks amazing, but all I'll be able to see during specific scenes are dancing orcs drinking Coke, Legolas bungee jumping with a ridiculous green bandana on, Merry tearing a bit of electrical tape off of poor Pippen's chest at the pool hall, more dancing orcs eating chips, Arwen slapping Legolas for getting fresh with her, Frodo and Sam browsing through their impressive CD collection on the way to Mordor and yet another dancing orc (disco). Excellent! Planning to watch it the Friday I get back (with whoever I can rustle up to go with me) and again on the Sunday after that with about 20 other people (Wendy's mass LOTR party! Hooray!).

In other news: I am officially and legally able to go to a bar and get piss drunk. Unlikely, however, since alcohol is more repulsive to me than the previously mentioned dancing orcs. I'm mostly looking forward to being able to get into the clubs, pubs, etc. that some bands play at here in Kingston (minus the alcohol. Sorry webel...I'll leave the drinking to you ^_^). Come on Big Sugar! I'm still waiting for them to show up in K-Town.

Fire alarm last night at bloody 4 AM. Reeled out of bed and promptly walked into the desk and then the wall. Got the ankles of my pyjama pants soaking wet. Froze my toes off and felt like kicking anyone within kicking distance, except that I probably would have tipped over in exhaustion. And then when I got back to my room, I walked into the closet door, which I hadn't properly closed when I grabbed a sweatshirt on the way out. Fell over taking off my sandals and whacked my head on the desk. Hey, if you were woken up in the middle of REM sleep (ugh, psychology making a comeback), you'd be off balance, too.

On a side note, the toaster in Ban Righ caught on fire. Again. Flames spewing out and all. Cafeteria staff have apprehended the perpetrator of the crime (a bagel with something to prove) and have sentenced it to death by squirrel.

Announcement!! my brother is a big geek because he watched Star Trek: Nemesis the day it was released, by himself! Mweh. Mweh heh heh. Heh.