Laid off

Ha ha, not really. Instead of working May and June, I'm working May and July. If I had planned anything at all for July and August, I would be royally screwed, but as it is, I didn't so this change in my work schedule seems more like a vacation. Also a good chance for my fingers to recover from receiving half a dozen papercuts a day. Very nice.

Some resolutions for this month of Nothingness:

• mooch around for no more than half an hour at a time
• use the treadmill and work out at least three times a week (....pfft bwahahaha!)
• read my "Bibble" for half an hour a day (corruption of the word of God courtesy of Bento)
• read no more than one volume of manga a day (Mou! Hidoi desu)
• pratice parking at least four times a week (*CRASH! SCRAPE!* 'Twarn't me, I swear)
• eat lunch with my grandma twice a week (congee here I come)

Nothing else planned for the month except a visit to Kingston and eating a fridge full of ice cream. So if you get bored, send word via the "harsh jingle-jangle of the two-way talk machine".

Oh, and also Harry Potter! June 4th! Honeydukes! Weasleys! Firebolt! Exclamation point!