Free Spirit Time

My parents have realized that MSN is a much cheaper way to communicate with me, so they've pretty much commandeered my brother's account to talk every night. It spawns some interesting conversations: my mom takes full advantage of the emoticons and my dad...well, he's my dad. The following exchange is from 11.30 GMT (6.30 EST) this morning:

:HitMaN: says:
Its dad
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
hi hi dad...why are you up so early?
:HitMaN: says:
have to go and make a living,its dad
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
add oil dad! gah yow
:HitMaN: says:
what us your time?had dinner yet
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
it's 11.30 am...almost lunchtime
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
i have my last exam tonight
:HitMaN: says:
When is examination ?
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
tonight at 7pm
:HitMaN: says:
last one?
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
yup
:HitMaN: says:
so tomorrow is free spirit time?
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
yes
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
free spirit time
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
i will run around and throw flowers in the air

(Shows Wnd the 'free spirit time' line. Bust out laughing.)
(Here, Daddy inexplicably hits the CAPS button.)

:HitMaN: says:
LOVE YOU -SEE YOU SAT
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
bye bye i miss you!
:HitMaN: says:
mOM HAD RECEIVED YOUR MAP OF HEATHROW - WE SHALL LOOK FOR YOU AT ???
Kobuta's fingernails shine like justice says:
the W.H.Smith store...there are some chairs in front of it
:HitMaN: says:
WANT US BRING YOU WHAT?
:HitMaN: says:
LOOK UP SOME INFO FOR THINGS
:HitMaN: says:
THINGS YOU AND HM CAN DO FOR ONE DAY IN LONDON
:HitMaN: says:
(angry face)
:HitMaN: says:
HAVE TO GO TO WORK NOW BYE

Oh my dad amuses me so...