My life is an abyss

I have failed yet again to rrroll up and win.

Thus, a drab, sad, little haiku, from the soul of a devastated double-double fan who will never win that 2009 Toyota Matrix dammit:

I rrroll up the rim
Doom, "Réessayez S.V.P."
A drained cup, drained heart.

Why, Tim, why?!