Toothpaste caps.

Like Charlie Bucket's father. Never mind. Started new job today (packing/plastics factory). Mmm...fumes... Spent the morning shaving off extra bits of plastic from no-drip toddler cups and lining up other no-drip toddler cups to be painted by enourmous, loud machine. Ate lunch. One of the other ladies much think I'm anorexic or something because all I had was a sandwhich and some crackers. Not anorexic, just lazy... Woke up too late to make anything better. Spent afternoon stuffing hundreds upon hundreds of bags with promotional material and yet another version of a no-drip toddler cup. Am very, very sore due to lack of back support when sitting on stools.