Chocolate is a Vegetable:

• Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
  
• Bean = vegetable.
  
• Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
  
• Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

• To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.

• Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember, stressed spelled backwards is desserts.